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section related to various events taking place in the MK community and the game itself.
This is more like a column, recording various events. If you have any suggestions as to the content of
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If you ever wondered how to build a nuclear weapon, our reporters have found a source that gives valuable insight to such a feat. Simply open up this article, read and follow the instructions. In order to proove that it can be done, here is one we made earlier. Simply hover your mouse on top of the image below:
Apr 02, 2005:
If that wasn't enough, our intrepid reporters have also finally discovered the Flaming Bush's secret identity. All done yet again at the hover of a mouse.
This is directly quoted from McGoo's own post on the flame board. Seeing as posts inadvertedly get deleted, I decided to post it here for safekeeping.
I've seen fresher ... dog turds after a Spring thaw than this stale board in the last 2 weeks! What the fuck happened?
From what I gather the following factors colluded to bring this board to a halt:
1./ Pre-Election: The Dems and the Cons laid out their partisan platforms, verbatim. Shit-slinging ensues with no one in particular able to truely believe in the lies they were repeating, but, none the less, refusing to back down from the point of view thay had bought into.
2./ Post-Election: Republicans win. Dems reject the board to avoid reprisal. Republicans slap high-5's for a few days and wonder what to do next. Strat and JWAX are the first to go at each other's throats and the battle for "The Biggest Asshole" ensues. Fight concludes after a two days with JWAX proving he is the bigger asshole by playing the frightened homophobe card. Strat is still awarded enough points to retain his assholeship.
3./ Against Las Vegas odds, Jynx resurfaces without any sign of having been in detox, prison or German scat films. Quite the contrary, he's a successful entrepreneur. Everyone looks at their own feet and wonder what the fuck they've been doing with their lives during Jynx' abscence. Jynx rejects the board and climbs into his Jaguar equipped with buttocks massager and X dispenser.
4./ Sindre restates his opinion that the white race is the only race permitted on the planet and calmly goosesteps to his next class in Ayrian Studies.
5./ Contessa, after glancing through her portfolio, decides she has one film left in her and calls up her old friend Peter North.
6./ Pervatorian, Ronin and Ebridges see the folly of trying to bombard the board with rehashed flames that were halfass in 1997. They agree to a suicide pact and distribute cynade caplets. EBridges fakes biting into his caplet as Ronin and Perv bite into theirs. He sodomizes their corpses before finally bursting the the caplet and going the way of Deception. Play it to the game motherfucker.
7./ David, still shiney-eyed and inocent, tries to bring his brand of reason to the Flame Board. Falstaff rolls over in his grave.
8./ ICE600, growing ever concerned with mounting number of dead Marines in Iraq, decides to take an afternoon off to ride his Banshee and shoot pics with his new camera. He discovers that the camera's zoom is indeed strong enough to see into the windows of the only bathhouse in West Virginia. ICE600 decides to sate his curiousity and hasn't been heard from since.
9./ God finally tracks down the creation he made after taking 4200 hits of LSD. He smites theruler in an act of mercy. Retards everywhere sense the loss in the Force and are saddened that they'll have no one to make them feel superior to.
10./ Genoa spontaneously explodes in an act of extreme narcissism.
11./ Trauma takes his 36th wife. We'll not hear from him until after the honeymoon.
12./ Genie, realizing he has posted over 7000 posts, peels himself from his computer chair and showers for the first time in 4 years. Guiness World Records appears to measure his toenails.
These are just some of the hard facts out there. I'll study it some more and get back to you with some concise data.
Nov 19, 2004:
In other news... Leijkar has returned, even if our experts speculate his re-appearance will be short-lived. Jynx was also seen roaming the flame forum, in search of a fix in the absence of the now defunct Crap Forum, with an imminent Crap Game look set to start, in the cards.
It has been a long time since the last piece of gossip. It wasn't due to lack of material, in fact there was plenty of it. The reason was lack of time, unfortunately. With the US elections being so near, several of our fellow Mkers are talking about it, mostly on the flame board, especially MarkG and Smash (trying to pose as a concerned american under the nick of "The Flaming Bush"). The guy is a joke. I mean really, the lowest of lows. Ofcourse he denies being Smash and claims that he is indeed a random guy who just happened to find our forum and felt compelled to discuss politics. Yeah, right! But enough of that.
Didn't you ever wonder who was the driving force behind Kerry? Iin fact Kerry is so driven, that even Hilary didn't dare try to compete against him! Well, today we reveal the man behind the mask. Simply hover the mouse on top of the picture and you will discover he's actually one of our very own MKers!
Oct 19, 2004:
While we are at it. A lot of people wonder what the hell happened to the DnC (13 Dicks and a Chick). Well, the alliance fell victim to the passage of time and... beer. Again, everything can be revealed at the stroke of a mouse, as we learn what happened to Mark G, Reaper, Smider and Glynis...